Thursday, March 22, 2007

A British Airways story

A British Airways flight was going to Baghdad from London. When it gets close to Baghdad it starts having some kind of trouble. The pilot contacts the air tower at Baghdad Airport and asks for help:

"Baghdad, this Captain Smith, British Airways flight 000, do you read?"
"flight 000, dis iz Baghdad felight contorol, go ahead"

"Baghdad, this is flight 000, we have a problem"
"dis iz Baghdad, vat kind of peroblem?"

"This is flight 000, we have lost power to our engines, please advise"
"dis iz Baghdad, I reed you, peleez check some things for me, ok?"

"This is flight 000, go ahead"
"dis iz Baghdad, can you get emergency pover to your engines?"

"This is flight 000, negative, no power is available"
"dis iz Baghdad, can you peleez bering your altitude to 20,000 feet?"

"This is flight 000, negative, our wing controls do not respond"
"dis iz Baghdad, can you peleez see if you can lower your veels?"

"This is flight 000, negative, landing gears are stuck"
"dis iz Baghdad, Aztaghfirullahul 'Azimmm, would you pleeze repeet thez words after me"

"This is flight 000, go ahead"
"dis iz Baghdad, repeat thez words peleez:
Ashadu Allah Illaa Ha Illallah WaAshado Anna
Mohammadan Rasullulullah"
..... Inna Lillahi wa Inna ilaihi Rojiun...... "

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